I just saw the community name. Why is this mildly interesting? This is at best, pretty depressing.

Those are pizzas flexible cousin.

Even that was a reference to The Enigma of Amigara Fault.

Get banned, spambot.

OP could have just posted a pic, but instead they posted an irrationally long gif/vid of someone showing the text one sentence at a time. Narrated or not, this is Nevada desert temperature hot garbage and OP should be shamed for being such a tool kit.

This could have been an email vibes abound.

Damn, I was thinking Hamtaro.

That or when the guy shoves a nail into his urethra.

Oh man, tubgirl? Octopusgirl? Blue waffle? Meatspin? Pain Olympics?

Which is something you would think they’d do on installation, no? Test it and make sure it works right?

Worst part is the last time he was in, he was bitching that we “ruined his shirts”. After inspection, my supervisor realized that the only shirts we “ruined” had a particular business patch that was different from the rest, making us presume it was poor quality glue or some shit.

Oh and he always humble bragged that he was putting it on the company card each time. 🙄

He has the name of the place in a patch on his shirts, but I haven’t seen him in a while (knock on wood) and don’t remember. Only that it’s some blue collar thing. Maybe electrical? Mechanical?

And on the other end of the spectrum are complete fungal encrusted fap socks like the guy that comes into my job (dry cleaning counter) with their entire wardrobe of work clothes, with 1-2 cigarette butts in each pant pocket that I have to wear gloves in order to detail his shit over a trashcan cause he’s just that much of a needledick.

His job probably has smoking rules so he can’t dispose of them properly, but still, empty your pockets motherfucker!

Crunchyroll is fairly inexpensive for how much I use it. Been keeping up with current running seasons a lot more than when I yarhar’d everything (though I keep a small stash of my favorites on one hard drive).

I’ve gladly donated to some of my favorite YouTubers (Legends of Avantris, MinMaxedRPG, and others).

I believe that’s called a ‘holy hand grenade’ by the long-ago people.

I can fix ruin her. And not in the good way.

Yes! I’ve been waiting for this ship! Sandy was never good enough for him.

Well thanks for hoping against me.

Testing, please ignore

Whispers only impact those that they affect. Nobody that benefits should ever complain.

What does whale mating have to do with cats going doggy fight club style?