Ms. ArmoredThirteen

I was on the bus the other day and watched someone unpack an entire mcdonald’s haul and systematically put all the trash on the ground by their feet, kick it into the aisle, put the unwrapped food back in the bag, then stepped on the trash to leave one stop after they got on. Humans are amazing

Prison

Just yesterday I got called out for this 😞 Going to have to actually do something now or they’re bringing in HR. It’s been a good three years lol

Mom weekend is when all the sorority moms show up to support their sorority daughters by getting blackout drunk together and hit on 20-something college dudes. Dad weekend is where dads show up for a football game and support each other by not snitching to each other’s wives when they get it on in their campers with college dudettes. At least that’s how it was in the college towns I’ve lived in

Easiest way to pick up cougars is to go to a college town during mom weekend

There are lots of good things to say: “I’ve got my eyes on you”, “This deep fryer ain’t big enough for the two of us”, “You couldn’t mash me if you tried”, “I hope you like your hair starched”. I also put potatoes in my bra to hand to people, they would fly out when I got thrown around too

In my thirties and I’ve got some creaks here and there, what all have you guys been doing to your bodies? Usually stuff like this is only when I go too wild at amateur wrestling night as the Shrieking Spud

This has been my tactic for the last few years. Doesn’t work for everyone, like my ex spouse couldn’t handle it. I keep rough track of calories and if I have a craving for trash I either eat less of it and supplement with low calorie stuff to still feel full, or do a bunch of extra exercise that day

Being trans and autistic in Seattle this isn’t exaggerating that much from my lived experience tbh

My ex spouse’s black cat can do that and open doors with lever handles. Little dude is a menace to society

I had to do a stool sample a couple years ago. One of the worst experiences of my life I’d rather just die

Hopefully not for anything that requires an accurate result…

Out of curiosity about how old are you? Back in my day sometimes saving just didn’t work which is where I built up the habit of saving a couple times. For really important saves using two slots was best just in case one spontaneously corrupted as well

The past having problems does not invalidate criticism of our current system

I’m in my thirties and just had the time of my life. I’m visiting The Hague and got to spend my night dodging mortars and watching actual explosions. 10/10 want to come here next year now too, probably with impact goggles though

Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced

I do not 😞